Posted On December 14, 2014

Jared Oliphant – How to Succeed in Evangelical Twitterland

by | Dec 14, 2014 | Biblical Worldview, Uncategorized

My friend and I were hanging out one morning, having coffee and reading. He mentioned an article that I should read, and I mentioned an excellent quote I found from a dead guy. Then out of the clear blue sky he leans over and says, “If you’re not going to church to hear the word preached then you’re not going to church, but to a social club.”

And I said, “Ok…”

Actually, this was not a live conversation, but an illustration of what is becoming a ubiquitous trend on Twitter: dropping self-authored, pithy proverbs.
There are two kinds of people: Christians on Twitter, and everybody else. I’m addressing the former group.

I can tell you a surefire way to grow the number of your followers on Twitter, as well as how to gain increased engagement from complete strangers. It’s easy.

The key to gaining success on Twitter among evangelical Christians is delivering clever rhetoric, often in the form of an aphorism. That’s it.

Twitter allows 140 characters per post, so think of Twitter posts as slightly longer than a newspaper headline. Those who can communicate a message of substance through it are few and far between, and most Twitter posts by necessity link to a longer blog post, a web article, or to other content that does the heavy lifting of conceptual substance.
So at least in evangelical Twitterland, content is not king; the appearance of content is. I’ll give you an example of a recent tweet:

“Conservatives say get your hands off of my money. Liberals say get your hands off of my morals. Jesus says it’s all mine.”

Brilliant. This takes the two labels that cover the overwhelming majority of everyone in America, sums them up with parallel, reductionist party lines, and offers the freedom of a transcendent third way. The tweeter’s moral high ground shakes the dust off of a committed political stance and instead opts for…Jesus.

Now besides the quoted tweet residing in the same rhetorical neighborhood as the bemoaned Jesus Juke, with just a bit of reflection we can point to some snags in this clever-sounding nugget. First, it lumps the two main political parties into simplistic catch phrases that many in either party would perceive as inaccurately representing their political posture. Second, it displays a category confusion, putting Jesus’s rightful ownership of finances and morality into an implied contrast with government’s involvement of those things. One might argue that there is no implied contrast intended, but even given that, the tweet’s ambiguity proves the point; what exactly does this tweet even mean? And if the answer to that question seems unclear or at least not obvious, how difficult is it to find truth worth expressing behind a foggy haze of ambiguity and vague language?

I don’t want to suggest that every aphoristic tweet that pops up in your timeline comes packaged with a diabolical scheme to rise up the evangelical Twitter rankings. Nor am I saying there aren’t some excellent original quotes out there that should be shared. But I am saying as a loosely general guide that there are 2,014 years of church history (give or take) from which to choose a helpful turn of phrase.

To quote a quote on quotes from a screenplay by David McKenna, “Someone else has already said it best.” Taken to the extreme, that can seem like a gag order against original content in posts, but I’m only overstating the case because of what I observe in this weird world of Twitter. For the vast majority of evangelical Twitter aphorisms, I find myself siding with Ben Stiller’s character in Mystery Men: “Am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic?”

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